so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You can't motorboat a personality
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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