His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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