I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
