I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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