Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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