Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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