We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sorry about my life...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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