if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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