You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
even my farts smell like vagina
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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