He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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