Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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