Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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