is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So squirting runs in the family.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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