It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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