doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
The ass gains better be worth it
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