just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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