margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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