my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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