doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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