Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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