Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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