We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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