I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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