Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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