Jerry, you need to find god
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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