You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I want to have your abortion
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
why is half of my head shaved?
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