Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I believe in your delicious
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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