if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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