watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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