Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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