Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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