Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Every concussion has its silver lining
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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