lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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