Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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