i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize
