Me too!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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