spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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