somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
