I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she looked like the before picture.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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