I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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