The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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