Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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