I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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