Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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