thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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