So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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