If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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