I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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