your room smells of hookers.
And success
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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