He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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