I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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