South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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