im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She bit a glass in half.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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